Our old friends at Qanon are about to release an unusual cookbook, aimed at one of their wildest stories, that the Democratic Party eats children whenever possible.
Seriously, we make a lot of shit up but we can’t even with this stuff.
“Many in the Republican Party believe our stories about lizard people and giant sex rings and Democrats eating children, so we figured we can make some quick cash with a cookbook.” said a secret Qanon contact, who, by the way, comes to our secret world headquarters on a regular basis and brings the most stanky chronic you ever saw.
“There are great recipes, ‘Baby Au Vin’, ‘Toddler Cobbler’ and some great roasts and soups. We’re hoping it really adds some meat to our story,” said the contact.